Ripped lants



Song:ripped Lants

From:Mordecai:portrait of a groundskeeper

Singers:Mordecai, Homer, Marge, Rigby

Voices:J.W Quintel, Dan Castenella, Julie Kavner, William Salyers

Ripped lants is a song used in Mordecai:portrait of a groundskeeper. When Mordecai squeals about the ripped lants, no one wanted to be with him. However, Rigby forgave Mordecai and told him what he felt like when he (Mordecai) squealed to benson. Ripped lants is based on the ripped pants song from spongebob, and the first song in the series to experience Mordecai's feelings.

Lyrics
Mordecai:

When I ripped my lants....

I thought that I had everybody on my side,

But I just went and blew it--

all sky high,

And, now, they won't even spare a passing glance, All just because I ripped my lants.

Homer, Marge and Rigby:

When Big Lants came 'round, just to put his friends right down,

Mordeci turned into a clown,

And no girl ever wants to dance,

With a fool who just went and ripped his lants.

Mordecai:

I know I shouldn't mope around; I really shouldn't curse,

But the pain feels so right much worse

'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun,

Than a burn from the jun...

Rigby and Marge:

...Or sand in your luns.

Mordecai:

Now I really learned a lesson I won't soon forget,

So listen and you won't regret:

"Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,

And you won't end up like the..."

Everyone: "...fool who ripped his lants.".

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