Bart /Quotes

These are some quotes by Bart Simpson.

"Eat My Shorts!"

- Bart's catchphrase

"Ay caramba!"

- Bart's catchphrase

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

- Bart's catchphrase "Eep."

- Bart's catchphrase

"Don't have a cow, Man!"

- Bart's catchphrase

"I didn't do it."

- Bart's catchphrase

"Ow! Quit it!"

- Bart's catchprase

"Get bent"

- Bart's catchprase

"(To Homer) I cheated on the intelligence test. I'm sorry. But I just want to say that the past few weeks have been great. Me and you have done stuff together. You've helped me out with things and we're closer than we've ever been. I love you, Dad. And I think if something"

- can bring us that close it can't possibly be bad.

"(To Lisa) You got the brains and talent to go as far as you want and when you do I'll be right there to borrow money."

- Bart Simpson

"I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. Now I'm paying the price but there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake I.D., shave a swear word in my hair... (Sniffling)"

- Bart Simpson

"(To Judge Harm) Your Honor, it's not easy being my parents. I'm always screwing up in school and getting in trouble with the law. But if I grow up to be a halfway-decent person, I know it'll be because of my mom and dad. Everyone else might give up on me, but my parents never will."

- Bart Simpson

Bart the Genius
Bart: Kwyjibo — a big dumb balding North American ape with no chin.

Bart: Well, if you're damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Bart: Come on, Mum!

The Telltale Head
Bart: Oh, Space Mutants 4! Drop me off! Drop me off!

Some Enchanted Evening
Bart: Ask if there's a reward.

Lisa: Is there a reward? If she's convicted we get t-shirts.

Treehouse of Horror
Bart: I like to call this story Hungry are the Damned.

Bart: Ew, baby spit!

Bart Gets Hit by a Car
Bart: Hey, cool, I'm dead.

Three Men and a Comic Book
Milhouse: Wait a minute, what about Sunday?

Bart: Yeah, what about Sunday?

Stark Raving Dad
Lisa: Bart, My birthday's in two days. I'm going to be 8 years old. It's a big number, almost double digits.

Bart:Well, enjoy it while you can. Everything changes when you get to big one-o. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore.

Treehouse of Horror II
Bart: Jackpot!

Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Milhouse: Bart, do you think I'll ever find someone like her?

Bart: You're asking the wrong guy, Milhouse, you're asking the wrong guy.

Kamp Krusty
Bart: 36, 24, 36.

Bart: Krusty is coming! Krusty is coming!

Lisa: Bart, you said you're gonna name it Camp Freedom.

Bart: Nah, this has more saying.

Bart: I smell bacon, let's see if he's wearing a wire.

Treehouse of Horror III
Bart: Very scary, Mr. Flanders, but I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants.

Grampa: Too late. (everyone moves away from Grampa)

Boy Scoutz n the Hood
Bart: Woah, that's a good Squishee. Milhouse: Let's go crazy broadway style.

Bart: Yeah.

Bart and Milhouse: Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town, the schoolyards up and the shopping malls down. Springfield, Springfield.

New York Guy: New York, New York. (Bart and Milhouse stop singing and dancing)

Bart: New York is thataway, man.

New York Guy: Thanks kid.

Bart and Milhouse: It's a hell of a town.